Friday, May 28, 2010

Kiss goodnight

THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING! I have all of the submissions I need for this story, which will be posted on Monday. Stay tuned...and enjoy the long weekend!

Send me your words in the comment form. I will use the seventh submission and post the story at that time.

1. Noun
2. Adjective
3. Verb (-ed)
4. Adverb
5. Noun
6. Color
7. Body part
8. Term of endearment
9. Noun
10. Verb (-ing)

Thanks for playing!

Naughty words welcome

I remember the moment I saw my parents holding my mad-libs book. A feeling of horror passed through my stomach and my mouth immediately filled with a sour taste. I knew what they were reading: "piss", "fuck", "dick", "sex", "vagina", among other naughty 7th-grader words scrawled in the blanks of the "kid-friendly" stories. To say that they were disappointed in their innocent, clean-mouthed daughter would be an understatement; that was the last time they ordered mad-libs from the Scholastic Books monthly selection.

Those words aren't so bad though, right?

We can do worse.

In following with my pre-adolescent tradition, every week I will post a list of simple parts of speech. Comment with your words (comments won't be published but I will read them) and the seventh submission will be used to fill in the blanks of a story I've written.

Here is my challenge to you: be kinky, be creative, be fun. Be as dirty as you want to be.

My parents aren't looking this time.