I remember the moment I saw my parents holding my mad-libs book. A feeling of horror passed through my stomach and my mouth immediately filled with a sour taste. I knew what they were reading: "piss", "fuck", "dick", "sex", "vagina", among other naughty 7th-grader words scrawled in the blanks of the "kid-friendly" stories. To say that they were disappointed in their innocent, clean-mouthed daughter would be an understatement; that was the last time they ordered mad-libs from the Scholastic Books monthly selection.
Those words aren't so bad though, right?
We can do worse.
In following with my pre-adolescent tradition, every week I will post a list of simple parts of speech. Comment with your words (comments won't be published but I will read them) and the seventh submission will be used to fill in the blanks of a story I've written.
Here is my challenge to you: be kinky, be creative, be fun. Be as dirty as you want to be.
My parents aren't looking this time.